Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Oh hi.


Now that we've gotten that out of the way, below lay critical thoughts on how to do college right and stuff. Take note, ya filthy animals.

Other Honorable Mentions:

Pat yourself on the back after cooking something not out of a box by treating yourself to some Taco Bell the following day. You deserve it, champ. Also, we feel you if college is your first time cooking things out of boxes. Either way, get Taco Bell.

On days when you are looking especially hip, it is appropriate to listen to Shakira/Justin Timberlake while walking to your classes. Take many selfies on these days. Snapchat your mom. You are fabulous.

Sometimes you end up on the wrong side of borderline grades. We feel you, brother. We won't judge you if you take it out on RateMyProfessor. Pro tip: envision a montage of yourself next semester killin' the game. Probably just watch Legally Blonde, though.

Just do you, because at the end of all of this, you really don't want to look back and regret not being ~true to the homie inside~**

 **this is not justification for wearing running shoes with jeans, however. 0/10 okay.

Most importantly, tweet it all.

Birdie & Holls